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You bastard! You changed my comfortable and oh so decay ridden life
around with your stupid book. I was so happy wallowing in misery and
now I’m out in uncharted waters. You know; that place on the old maps
where it says “there be monsters here”. Tell Harry I’m pissed at him,
too. AlL that claptrap about mitochondria, C-6, C-10 cellular and
evolutionary biology has screwed up my contented misery. I’ve read
your stupid book twice now, read portions aloud to anyone who will
listen and sever who wouldn’t, purchased several copies to give to
friends and family. God only knows why. Hope you’re happy. You two
have totally screwed up a beautiful belly flop into an early grave
with your lousy scribbling.

D. W. Bassett

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