First visit to Montreal, my family had a store up here, over a hundred years ago. Good to be back. Better than Toronto, anyhow. Where the mayor – who could use a few hundred copies of Thinner This Year- boldly confessed to using crack cocaine. That is SO NOT Canadian! It is also remarkable that he is so hugely fat. I had always heard that cocaine made you thin (at a slightly scary price). Even that is not working for this poor soul. Canada is reeling.
Makes you think how lucky you are: “Hey, I’m not perfect. But I am not 200 pounds overweight and I don’t do crack cocaine.” Not bad. Not bad at all.